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Post by Dave 6726 » Fri Oct 09, 2020 9:54 am

News Flash -

The Kellogs company has had to recall 300,000 Corn Flakes boxes, which were inadvertently filled with Rice Crispies.
The Labour leader, Keir Starmer, accused the company of serial incompetence.



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Post by adamwilkes » Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:35 pm

:lol: :lol: It's terrible :D


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Post by rjudcsx » Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:31 pm

A man joins a Holy order of Monks , the Head Monk tells him that it is a silent order ,but he may say something every 15 years ,the man agrees to join . After 15 years have passed the Head Monk comes to the man and asks him if he has anything to say , the man replies " The porridge needs more sugar " . Another 15 years pass and the Head Monk comes to the man and asks if he has anything to say , the man replies " The sheets are to thin " Another 15 years pass and the Head Monk comes to the same man and asks if he has anything to say , the man replies " I do'nt think this is for me , I am leaving " , the Head Monk replies " Just as well, you've done nothing but complain since you came here " . Richard .



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Post by peter freeman » Fri Oct 09, 2020 6:22 pm

Dave you have been locked in too long



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Post by Dave 6726 » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:18 pm

peter freeman wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 6:22 pm
Dave you have been locked in too long
Yep. All I have is the radio and TV for entertainment, and I keep hearing KS saying that about somebody or something..............



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