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rjudcsx
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Post by rjudcsx » Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:54 pm

An old man had a very large lake, surrounded by fruit trees , at the bottom of his land . One day he decided to get a bucket and walk , with some difficulty ,down to the lake and collect some apples. As he got near the lake he could hear voices and when he got to the lake he could see that the voices belonged to three young ladies who had gone for a naked swim . When the ladies saw him they screamed and swam to the deep part of the lake , they shouted out to him that they would not come out until he was gone . Holding up his bucket he shouted back that he was not intrested in seeing them naked and that he had only come to feed the crocodile . Morale , just because I cannot walk fast anymore does not mean I cannot think fast . Richard .



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Post by willholderogri » Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:21 pm

Love it :)


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