Challenge, fill in the missing words!

[b.c.flat hat]

Atheism is a --- ------- ------------.

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline, my girlfriend --- --- ----.

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a van-load of terrapins, it was a ------ --------.

Did you know I've got a step-ladder? Yeah, it's a shame you never knew -- ---- ------.

More to come if yer like?

[reliant-reviver]

No.2
hit the roof.

[747PETE]

#3 " a re shell for both vehicles"!

[manny]

#4...your real ladder

[rich001]

#3 Turtle disaster

[AnotherTim]

Atheism is a great name for a Greek Rock Band.

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline, my girlfriend is a purchase negotiator and she got us a really good deal.

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a van-load of terrapins, it was a very sad day for all.

Did you know I've got a step-ladder? Yeah, it's a shame you never knew my grandad, he loved a good step-ladder.

[AnotherTim]

^ Apologies for that. In another forum, we have an ongoing thread called jokes gone wrong where we 'correct' the humorous content and eliminate it to make the joke logical, realistic and sensible. We also make up jokes that seem as though they really should be funny, but actually aren't even mildly amusing. It's amazing how hilariously funny that becomes when you've been doing it for ten years solidly.

Samples of jokes gone wrong...

Shirley Temple walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, you know, we've got a drink named after you."

Shirley Temple says, "Really? You have a drink called 'Shirley Temple'"?

The bartender says, "Yes."

==

A guy walks into a bar, and is astonished to see a tiny man playing the piano. He asks the bartender, "Who the hell is that guy? He's only a foot tall!" The bartender replies, "Well, a genie appeared one day and gave me one wish...and naturally, I asked him for a twelve-inch piano player. He really brings in the customers." The man says, "I'll say! He's not just a novelty, he also plays really well! I could listen to him all day! So, what do you have on tap?" The bartender replies, "Bud, Heiniken and Sam Adams". The man says, "I'll have a Sam Adams."

==

There was once a doctor trying to help an indian tribe. One day, the chief of the tribe came to the doctor.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Chief: Big Chief no fart.
Doctor: I see. Well, eat this can of beans and come back to me in a week.

...a week goes by, and the chief comes back.

Doctor: Are you feeling better?
Chief: Big Chief no fart.
Doctor: I see. Well, eat two cans of beans and come back to me in a week.

..Another week goes by, and again the chief comes back.

Doctor: Are you feeling better yet?
Chief: Big Chief no fart.
Doctor: I see. Well, eat three cans of beans and come back to me in a week.

...once again, a week goes by. This time, a small indian boy comes to the doctor.

Doctor: Where's the chief?!
Indian boy: He's outside. He has terrible gas.

===

A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.

[b.c.flat hat]

Phil, Manny and Rich are roight!

Atheism is a non prophet organisation!