The Ageing Thing - again............

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The Ageing Thing - again............

Post by Dave 6726 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:09 pm

….. or The Story of My Life.

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

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The Ageing Thing - again............

Post by philhoward » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:03 pm

...and posted twice because... :mrgreen:


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The Ageing Thing Again.....again.

Post by Dave 6726 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:51 pm

Phil - Sorry, but I had to skip the lock.
I hesitate to point you to the last paragraph of the story, but............... :)

But I'm not quite 80 yet, so let's say you might as well have asked me why the universe and everything in it exists!



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