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Season's greetings !

Post by Oldconn » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:43 am

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> I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his/her advice I wish to say the following.
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the ‘winter’ solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
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> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
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> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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> Best Regards (without prejudice)
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> Name withheld (Privacy Act).


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Season's greetings !

Post by Elizabeth's dad » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:34 am

Ho Ho Ho (please note that translations of this response are available in a range of languages - including Klingon - on request. This greeting is also available in large print or in Braille. No commitment to enjoyment of any sort is implied in the content of this message)


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