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steve bryant
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Post by steve bryant » Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:17 pm

three guys in the pub
the Frenchman tells his mates
when we got married I told my new wife she is to clean the house and cook for me
after a day I saw nothing done
after two days I could see she had started to do her jobs
the Irish guy tells almost the same story
after two days I could see she is starting to do her work
the Englishman tells his new wife much the same things she must do
after day one he sees nothing
after two days he sees nothing
after the third day his left eye is opening enough to see something but his broken arm and swollen crown jewels are still very sore

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