During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug ... Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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Present:
Cars: 78 SE6a Project, 02 rover 75 1.8 project, 97 MGF, BMW 320D m sport est daily runner,
Bikes: 80 Honda CB900Z project, 84&87 Kawasaki GT550 projects, BMW R1100RT, Kawasaki GPZ500
Past:
Cars: SE6, too many blandmobiles too mention!.
Bikes: Honda VFR750, Honda CBR 600, Honda CB500, Honda CB650Z, BMW K100RS, Jawa 350, Suzuki T250 Hustler, Suzuki GT750 Kettle, Suzuki GT250A.
Jim T
6773
Present:
Cars: 78 SE6a Project, 02 rover 75 1.8 project, 97 MGF, BMW 320D m sport est daily runner,
Bikes: 80 Honda CB900Z project, 84&87 Kawasaki GT550 projects, BMW R1100RT, Kawasaki GPZ500
Past:
Cars: SE6, too many blandmobiles too mention!.
Bikes: Honda VFR750, Honda CBR 600, Honda CB500, Honda CB650Z, BMW K100RS, Jawa 350, Suzuki T250 Hustler, Suzuki GT750 Kettle, Suzuki GT250A.
