Man and priest playing golf.

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Man and priest playing golf.

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:02 pm

Man and priest playing golf.

Man misses 3 foot put on hole 5 – “Damn, missed the Bugger” he says without thinking.

Man misses 2 foot put on hole 6 – “Damn, missed the Bugger” – Priest looses patience and says “Look Michael if you don’t stop that foul language next time you swear the Lord almighty will open the heavens and blast you with a bolt of lightening.

Man says – “Sorry Father I wont swear again”.

On the 18th hole Man misses 1 foot put to lose the game (and the £ 1,000 bet) by 1 stroke – “Damn, missed the Bugger” he lets rip.

With a mighty crack the heavens open and a thunderbolt vapourises the Priest.

and a big voice says “Damn, missed the Bugger”


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Post by giddo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:56 pm

Or, In view of recent revalations, perhaps he didn't.

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Post by gtcse8 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:33 pm

Very funny Jim,
Quite true Mike, but not TOO recent revelations, been going on for decades :wink:

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