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Post by Oldconn » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:03 am

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.

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Post by willholderogri » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:02 pm

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Post by TrevorG » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:07 pm

Sorry.....I'm in tears .....laughter and the thought of pain.....and swmbo doesn't understand!

When I was stuck in hospital in traction due to my spine some time ago.....the guy in the bed next to me had had a really unfortunate experience with that other part. Think he could have done with you as there was an awful lot of head scratching by the docs! 🤣🤔🤣



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Post by gtcse8 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:50 pm

TrevorG wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:07 pm
there was an awful lot of head scratching by the docs!
From what I have seen first hand over the last few years I`m surprised they did not just stand there scratching their 8ollok5 instead. :cry:


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Post by Saber One » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:10 pm

From what I have seen first hand over the last few years I`m surprised they did not just stand there scratching their 8ollok5 instead. :cry:
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I think a vist to the GUM clinic may be in order



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