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To jump, or not......

Post by Oldconn » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:19 pm

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> Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
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> The blonde looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
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> Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed £20 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
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> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy jumped off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset but handed her £20 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
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> Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 7 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
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> The blonde replies, “Well, I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
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> Jack took the money.
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Post by DARK STAR » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:35 pm

Brilliant :mrgreen:


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