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Post by Dcrosby13 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:51 am

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Post by MikeyBikey » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 am

Brilliant. I bought a 3.2 omega estate on Tuesday. I darent tell my wife so I’m trying to organise transportation to my garage, stripping then disposal all without her knowing....


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Post by CNHSS1 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:12 am

MikeyBikey wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 am
Brilliant. I bought a 3.2 omega estate on Tuesday. I darent tell my wife so I’m trying to organise transportation to my garage, stripping then disposal all without her knowing....
Not sure if thats ultra brave or just foolhardy Mike :lol: 8)


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Post by scimitargtc » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:05 am

He’s clearly a man’s man and forages for his own fodder. Well done but why stripping or is the Engine being transplanted


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Post by GeoffTE » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:45 am

MikeyBikey wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 am
Brilliant. I bought a 3.2 omega estate on Tuesday. I darent tell my wife so I’m trying to organise transportation to my garage, stripping then disposal all without her knowing....
You do realise by posting that, we now have a serious hold over you :D Now, about that tenner you owe me..... :wink:


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Post by 02Anders » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:52 am

Whoooaar... just imagine how different my life would have been if someone had handed me that book some 20-odd years ago...!!


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Post by MikeyBikey » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:01 pm

CNHSS1 wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:12 am
MikeyBikey wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 am
Brilliant. I bought a 3.2 omega estate on Tuesday. I darent tell my wife so I’m trying to organise transportation to my garage, stripping then disposal all without her knowing....
Not sure if thats ultra brave or just foolhardy Mike :lol: 8)
Ultra stupid probably. If when you meet me next I've got a high squeaky voice you know she found out

mind you when I bought the second 5a I didn't tell her for 2 years....
GeoffTE wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:45 am

You do realise by posting that, we now have a serious hold over you :D Now, about that tenner you owe me..... :wink:
I did actually think that, someone inadvertently mentioning to the wife at some innocuous meeting.
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Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:05 am
He’s clearly a man’s man and forages for his own fodder. Well done but why stripping or is the Engine being transplanted
I'm disposing shell to get rid of the evidence. All I need is en-gun and gearbox as spares for when I blow up the omega en-gun and gearbox i've already fitted.

(Not if but when.... :? )


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Post by scimitargtc » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:53 pm

Good, forward planning at its best


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